Maxwell's Silver Hammer
Lennon/McCartney

 

Lyrics:
Joan was quizzical, studied pataphysical
Science in the home
Late nights all alone with her a test tube
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine
Calls her on the phone
"Can I take you out to the pictures Jo-o-o-oan?"
But as she's getting ready to go
A knock comes on the door

Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer
made sure that she was dead

Back in school again Maxwell plays the fool again
Teacher gets annoyed
Wishing to avoid and unpleasant scene-e-e-ene
She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away
So he waits behind
Writing fifty times "I must not be so-o-o-o
But when she turns her back on the boy
He creeps up from behind

Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer
made sure that she was dead

P.C. thirty one said "we've caught a dirty one"
Maxwell stands alone
Painting testimonial pictures, oh, oh, oh, oh
Rose and Valerie screaming from the gallery
Say he must go free
The judge does not agree, and he tells them so-o-o-o
But, as the words are leaving his lips
A noise comes form behind

Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer
made sure that he was dead
Silver hammer man
Availability:
Abbey Road
Anthology 3
 

Lead Singer: Paul

Recording: 7/9/69, 7/10/69, 7/11/69, 8/6/69, 8/25/69
Mixing: 7/10/69, 8/6/69, 8/12/69, 8/14/69
Length: 3:25
Take: 27

What Goes On? Anomalies

0:37,0:45
Each time, lyrics say "Bang Bang", next time "Clang Clang" - lyric books show this as "Bang Bang" all the way through! * NEW * Check Anthology version out for a clearer "view" of what's being sung.
1:21
During the line "Writing fifty times I must not be so" Paul laughs. I think someone in the background is distracting him. Rumour has it that John mooned him in response to the line "stays behind" :)
1:41
Double tracking lost on "head" so that Paul can join the backing vocals (doo-doo-doo)
2:11
Click to the left
2:44
Faint guitar note, best heard in right channel, although it is in the centre, under the word "lips"
 

Notes:

The Beatles generally didn't care much for this song, except McCartney, who wrote it. What does it mean? It's a novelty song about a serial killer, Maxwell Edison, a medical student who first kills his girlfriend with a silver hammer, then a teacher, followed by a judge. The "pataphysical," is an avant-garde word invented by Alfred Jarry, a French pioneer of the absurd theatre, which describes a branch of metaphysics.

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